Headlines

I think I saw a piece somewhere about headlines that the author wished he or she saw but didn't. I thought I'd offer a few local headlines I wish I'd seen but didn't over this last year in El Paso.

So here's what I came up with:

PUBLIC CORRUPTION SCANDAL FINALLY OVER

UTEP FOOTBALL HAS WINNING SEASON; GOES TO BOWL GAME

PROPOSITIONS PASS WITH FLYING COLORS; STADIUM OPPONENTS FINALLY GET OVER IT

DR. GARCIA CONVICTED OF WRONG-DOING AND GETS A HARSH PUNISHMENT

CITY OF EL PASO DECIDES TO MARKET ITSELF; CHOOSES FIRM AND CAMPAIGN THAT DOESN'T SUCK

SAN ANTONIO REALIZES ITS NOT THE GATEWAY TO MEXICO, APOLOGIZES TO EL PASO

USC TROJANS HONORED TO BE IN A BOWL GAME; GRATEFUL ITS IN EL PASO

CITY OF SUNLAND PARK TURNS OVER A NEW LEAF; CITIZENS PROUD OF THEIR CITY AGAIN

SOCORRO - SCANDAL FREE FOR 2012

L*B WINS BEST BLOGGER - BEATS BLOGS ABOUT CATS AND VEGETABLES

TRIPLE A BASEBALL TEAM DROPS LAME PADRES NAME - LETS FANS PICK A BETTER ONE

VILLAGE OF VINTON RESIDENTS STORM CITY HALL, KICK OUT THE MAJORITY & GET SEWAGE SYSTEM THEY DESERVE

DAME LA MANO ANNOUNCES IT WILL NEVER EVER, EVER, MAKE WOMEN STAND OUT IN THE HEAT TO PANHANDLE AGAIN

FBI SPOKESMAN ANNOUNCES "EVERYTHING IS COOL IN EL PASO RIGHT NOW"

GOVERNOR PERRY ADMITS HE'S AN IDIOT, APOLOGIZES TO EL PASO FOR LYING ABOUT CAR BOMBS EXPLODING

EP CITY MANAGER SPEAKS NICELY ABOUT CITY OFFICIALS IN EMAILS